I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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