There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
whose parrot is this?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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