I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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