can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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