The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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