just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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