One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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