Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
only you would photoshop your dick
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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