I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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