at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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