Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
