Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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