soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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