I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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