Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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