I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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