plz talk dirty to me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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