What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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