So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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