so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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