Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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