try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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