Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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