So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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