All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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