I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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