You work out of a Hotel?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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