And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You pole danced in your parka.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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