I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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