yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you win again, gameday.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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