If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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