with your own penis?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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