Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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