worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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