i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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