Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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