I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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