i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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