Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
ok first of all what the fuck
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