remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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