well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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