im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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