and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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