You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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