turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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