My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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