I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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