so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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