let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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