she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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