You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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