My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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