And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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