WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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