i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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