yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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